News Flash...Lunch...

When it came time for lunch today, I was jonesin' for some fusion cuisine. I was thinking a delicious East-meets-West Sesame Chicken Cheesburger with Rice fries, but thought, FUCK THAT...what I need is the ultimate in fusion cuisine. That's right, Old World meets New World bitches. That's when I made a bean burrito. Encompassing Old World products like cheese, olives, and wheat, I combined them with New World products like beans, chili peppers and tomatoes. Threw it in that Awesome World invention the microwave and I had a steaming hot burrito to chow down on. It was a truly Post-Columbian experience.